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CARDBOARD!
Though, styrofoam is nice too…
CARDBOARD!
Though, styrofoam is nice too…

“BOXES ARE NOT TO BE THROWN!”

“THERE ARE ONLY CARDBOARD BOXES IN MY DOMAIN!”

“No, seriously, who are these people?”

“THEY WILL SUFFER MY CORRUGATED CARDBOARD VENGEANCE!”

“Um… All of them!”

“D’aha! This will look very nice next to Pandora’s Box!”
*casually wraps Pandora’s Box with bubble wrap*
“BEWARE!”
Sounds like a job for Box Ghost.

“Behold! I am the Box Ghost! I have power over all containers cardboard and square! I have full control over your ‘shipping!’”
Yes, shipping is in air quotes.
Because Box Ghost thinks he’s cool.
And he will ship all of you.
In a cardboard box.
To places.